Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

Nova

Nova is used to describe a radient, beautiful, stunning and kind girl. She is a natural man magnet with tricks up all of her sleeves. She always changed her hair color and is never afraid to do anything new. She has many secrets, one of which is that she can sing amazingly. Her clothing style makes all the girls jealous and all the guys stare. Any photo of her taken would be acceptable to hang up in an art gallery. Her eyes are a crisp, fresh, grassy spring green with hints of hazel. Her hair is a mix of waves and curls, her skin has never had a blemish or pimple ever. She reminds you of long walks at sunset and drinking coffee at a French bakery. She smells like rain and cinnamon.

Person 1: Look at Nova today, doesn't she look nice?
Person 2: Um, she always looks nice
Look at Nova I love her hair and her eye color is glowing.

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