Revelationous Maximus

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls

Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.

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Marinationous Maximus

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.

Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.

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Synchronizationous Maximus

(Adj/Noun) When two or more people, under the influence of marijuana, have ideas or experiences that reside on the same frequency or wavelength. These ideas or experiences are then elaborated to one another through similar or identical thought processes. This can be done through vocal and/or wireless transmission. Wireless transmission includes eye contact, smiling, pointing, or any combination of the three directed at another party.

See: Being on the same page, catching one's drift

Note: Sometimes followed by Revelationous Maximus.

Stoner 1: Dude, this sandwich's texture is erupting in my mouth.

Stoner 2: {Smiles, points and nods at Stoner 1} I know exactly what you mean, Bro. You, me, and our sandwiches are on the verge of Synchronizationous Maximus. Let’s go does more bong hits.

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Stimulationous Maximus

(Noun) When an individual, under the influence of marijuana, induces sensory bombardment and exceeds the brain's finite capacity for sensory input. The brain's ability to filter specific negative stimuli is non-operational resulting in a chaotic increase of irrational sensory analyzation. The individual may feel that he/she is at the mercy of the weed, as if poisoned by skewed perceptions of reality.

Frequently caused by inability to achieve Marinationous Maximus. Entailed by excessive visual, auditory, and sensory stimulation.

Stoner 1: Dude, this is way too much. You're dog is plotting against us.

Stoner 2: (Stoner 2 grasps Stoner 1) For the love of God, make this Stimulationous Maximus stop.

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