ape

A common soldier, a foot slogger. Similar to cannon fodder.

Come on, you apes! You wanta live forever?

--Robert A Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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second base

In the standard system of baseball/sexual metaphor (see first base, second base, home run), fondling the breasts and/or buttocks of one's partner.

I would have reached second base if his parents hadn't walked in.

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TJ

Short for Titty Job. Plastic surgery in which a girl spends a lot of money to make her boobs bigger.

Girl:"Check out my new TJ"
Boy:"WoW! Can i feel!"

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SnowFox

SnowFox, being the image of perfection and the most amazing creature in existence.
This precious jewel of a being is usually located on IRC or Half Life, or with his lover, the pink kitty.
Also known as foxy, DiamondFox, PagoFox and "Huzza".

SnowFox is Teh 1337 Hax Lolz

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jayzamann

a guy who really likes to nance.

jayzamann nances through richie benaud's winery.

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jelly roll

The female genetalia.

"Well, when I get those jellyroll blues/ Why, I'd go and get any thing in this world for you..."

--The Grateful Dead, Dupree's Diamond Blues

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wifey

a girl you care a lot about, she's more than just your girl.

thats my wifey... so BACK UP

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