Procrastination

Procrastination is defined as... oh wait nevermind. I'll finish this definition tomorrow.

I'll put a sentence for procrastination here tomorrow.

Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.

Happy day 1 of the Naughty Free Pass!!!!!

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Miss Rona

The thing that needs to up and leave this month. In fact, it should have upped and left a long time ago. It was never invited in the first place.

Peace out, Miss Rona!!!! I hope!!!!!

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Rona

The thing that, after it ruined our lives for the past 5 months, I can now confidently say has got to go.

I don't know about you, but I sure think Rona has got to go within the next few months. And normal life has got to come back.

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Food

The cure for everything in life.

Bored in quarantine? Eat food.
Got a problem in life? Eat food.

Online Class

What we are all now doing five days a week thanks to Miss Rona.

YAY! Day 3527748384749 of quarantine, chock full of online class, Zoom school, and music practice for a concert that might be canceled! I love being in the middle of a world pandemic! :D

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Influencer

A person who acts like the Rona isn't a thing, and goes around throwing parties every 0.2 seconds with dozens or hundreds of people without social distancing and there is not a single mask in sight. Also they go around preaching on TikTok about how you should stay home and not go out partying, but they definitely don't practice what they preach. Make it make sense.

Influencer: "wEaR a MaSk AnD sOcIaL dIsTaNcE aNd StAy HoMe, tHaNkS fOr CoMiNg To My TeD tAlK, bYeeeeeeee"
Also influencer: *goes out partying and posts it on their story*

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