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Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.
Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.
What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.
Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...
A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"
"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
If you use this term this year, youâre dead wrong.
Friend: I canât wait until we donât have to be stuck in quarantine 24/7/365. Iâm literally SO over this.
Me: Did you mean: 24/7/366
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Karen: I refuse to wear a face diaper!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: No one asked for your gobbledygook, KAREN ð
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A black Labrador Retriever. The sweetest doggo in the whole entire world. Gives all the slobbery kisses and wags his tail like nobody's business.
Benny is a goob boi smol bean doggo!!!!!!!!!