Hockey boy

Fucking fuckboys all girls should avoid. At all costs. Flirting is dangerous. The hair can be magical, the abs are great, they’re hot, they’re great at flirting, and they’ll fuck You over like you ain’t shit, they’ve got other puck bunnies to fuck.

Girl: I just wish there was a nice hockey boy who was ACTUALLY NICE and not a dick after a week or a month.

Friend: me too but they don’t exist.

—3 days later—

Girl: I’m in love with the sweetest hockey boy ever he’s not like the other jackasses

Friend: give it time

—3 weeks later—

Girl: *buring pictures and cryin* HE WAS SO NICE THO

Friend: hate to say I told you so

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