Pickle Jar

The act of sticking a Cucumber in a woman's vagina and waiting a period of time to allow it to pickle in vagina brine. Usually followed by eating said pickle or putting it in someone else's salad.

"Why does this cucumber taste funny?"

"Oh, it came from my ladies pickle jar."

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bread test

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.

"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."

"How did it go?"

"He's still inside throwing up."