Kratos

Some overpowered bitch who is somehow able to kill literal GODS, but die to a fucking stone impaling him. He is bad ass, I somehow think he's awesome, but I also think he is a overrated bitch-fuck.

Person: WOW, I just played God Of War, I think that Kratos is the best main character ever!!
Me: Ummmmm, I honestly don't agree with you but I agree with you.

Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3