Bog Rhino

An obese, very ugly, smelly, verbally aggressive and argumentative woman. Usually weighing over 200 pounds, a single mother of poor or low social class and can be found shouting swear words at her unruly kids. Considered bottom of the barrel in terms of attractiveness by men.

Paul, why did James get involved with that fat, nasty woman. He could've done a lot better? Paul: I dunno, he's always had a thing for the bog rhino's. Ewww.

Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.

Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.