Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

Human Hangover

The palpable void, deafening silence, undeniable grief and/or sadness felt in the days following good times with friends or loved ones.

"I'm in the dumps." "No, that's just Human Hangover, I get that after I've had fun then it's just me again. come over tonight for happy hour."