John McCain

Old. Very, very old.

Man, I can't believe we built this time machine and got it working! These dinosaurs are amazing! Look, it's a T Rex! And there's a velosoraptor! And there's a... oh, it's just John McCain.

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Breeznotch

A female dog or an annoying and whiney female. A commination of "Beezy," "Biyatch" and "Bitch." I don't know why the R is in there, but...

If Paris Hilton and any girl (including Spencer) from the Hills combined their eggs and then took the sperm from Simon Cowell and had a threesome lovechild mess, that would be a great plot for a Hollywood SOAP. However, a breeznotch is just anyone who's a total bitch.