Someone who makes crack cocaine.
John: Yo, Fred sure makes a lot of money. What does he do?
Steve: He's a Crackufacturer.
A Vice President you'd like to have carnal knowledge of/with.
Wow, Sarah Palin sure would be a VPILF.
To make Crack. To manufacture crystal meth. To "crackufacture."
Yo dude...I just cooked 3000 Advil with a gallon of sudafed. I was crackufacturing something for the party. Dude...can you crackufacture me some?