wraparound

An extremely long turd that completly wraps around the toilet bowl; often a source of great pride for the producer. Usually left in a public toilet for others to admire.

Pat snapped a picture of his wraparound with his cellphone camera so he could show it off at work.

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Steaming Burrito

Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.

Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."

Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."

Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."

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Highway Hard Cock

When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.

Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock

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toxisac

A cool asain kid, who upon seeing, many people shit themselves.

"Yo it's an asain guy."
"Yeah but he's totally cool, he's Toxisac."
"Oh shit."
"What?"
"I shit myself."

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Jilling Off

The fermale form of Masturbation

"I cant talk right now, I'm jilling off."

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BoomTic

A durogatory name for Trance Techno.

Ey! If someone doesn't turn off that Boomtic right this instant...

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Pussy Tassle Tits

When a girl has here tits percied and ahe has two chains running to her clit ring

Andrew Davis has Pussy Tassle Tits

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