Colleen threw a sandal at me cause I dissed her softball team. She's such an AL.
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When one lies on their stomach or back awaiting to be fucked with their arms and legs spread out making an X and their head making the fifth point.
I'm so lazy, he pounded me in the pentagram.
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A delicious late night snack... Actually, it's a delicious ANY time snack! Simply toast an Ego waffle and spread fruit jam, jelly, or preserves. It's that easy.
Make me a waffle treat, bitch!