*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
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the religious ritual of the circumcision of a newborn boy on the 8th day of his life
it's time for yaakoffs bris!
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job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder
pronounced <gootch-makher>
he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher
short for lasagna
not to be confused with "Suh"
source; James franco
Lasagna, luh-ZA-ΓΒ±a, ZA-ΓΒ±a, "ZA"
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a slang term applied to an informal group of Jewish adults who congregate during the Sabbath prayer services to make kiddush over wine or liquor, and socialize. Traditionally it has been a male-bonding experience.
JEW 1: "ready for Kiddush Club?"
JEW 2: "Yaakoff, get the Henny, yeshiva, reveal your garments at once!"