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schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

by PieCrustEater January 27, 2019

33πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bris

the religious ritual of the circumcision of a newborn boy on the 8th day of his life

it's time for yaakoffs bris!

by PieCrustEater May 18, 2020

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


'aight

aight

everything's just 'aight, 'aight?

by PieCrustEater August 3, 2020


goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020


Za

short for lasagna
not to be confused with "Suh"

source; James franco

Lasagna, luh-ZA-ña, ZA-ña, "ZA"

by PieCrustEater July 14, 2020

30πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Suh

Short for pizza

not to be confused for "za"

pizza, peet-SUH, "SUH"

by PieCrustEater July 14, 2020

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Kiddush club

a slang term applied to an informal group of Jewish adults who congregate during the Sabbath prayer services to make kiddush over wine or liquor, and socialize. Traditionally it has been a male-bonding experience.

JEW 1: "ready for Kiddush Club?"
JEW 2: "Yaakoff, get the Henny, yeshiva, reveal your garments at once!"

by PieCrustEater May 15, 2020