Sex Man

a Sex Man is a straight white male that is horrible at engaging in sexual intercourse and try’s to cover up his insecurities with the tittle Sex Man.

“I’m a Sex Man.” - Sex Man
“I think you mean ur a pussy but whatever ur weird anyways...” - Actually Sexy Man

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Poggers

A word that posers use when they think they’re being cool when in reality we all know that they’re just side hoes to their bitches and like to talk about pot but never actually do it

“Your jacket is poggers!”
“Um- fuck off homeslice.”

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Thigh Highs

dude. they’re not socks. get over yourself. THEY ARE TIGHTS THAT GO UP TO YOUR THIGHS GODDAMNIT!

Greg “I like you socks!”
Julie “THEYRE NOT SOCKS MOTHERFUCKER THEYRE THIGH HIGHS! TIGHTS THAT GO UP TO MY THIGHSSSS!!”

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Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

Farren

A goddess who does meth

“Have you seen the holy Farren god?”
“I bet she’s smokin meth.”

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