Lazy Susan

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.

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Idiosyncratic Warfare

An advanced form of hybrid warfare characterized as peculiar, unorthodox and/or unanticipated, and that targets the political will of an adversary.

Idiosyncratic warfare will define conflict in the 21st century; examples include the 9/11 and Mumbai attacks.

Rising Phoenix

When a woman pleasures seven men simultaneously by performing oral, anal, and vaginal sex, along with two hand jobs and two foot jobs.

Sean: Did you hear? Steph took down the entire commander’s offense at one time!
Bret: whaaaat? Seven dudes at one time? No way?
Sean: Duuuuude! Rising Phoenix!

Bret: (Nodding approvingly) Rising Phoenix.