Frankensteined

When an individual is dealt a blow of such excessive and catastophic measure that he or she collapses to the gound and enters a rigormortis like state with his or her arms or legs held in an erect manner and begins to convulse. In some extreme cases the recipent has been known to experience a bowel release as a result of a Frankenstein. Studies show that those of Chaldean background are more prone to such a blow. Likewise, studies show that the probability of being Frankensteined increase exponentially in those areas where Chaldeans congregate, including gas stations, hair salons.

I went to that party in Dearborn and that Chaldo got Frankensteined.

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