j-porn

Japanese porn. Famous for use of strangely-shaped vibrators and high-pitched girls overacting before taking lots of cumshots and playing with the cum.

I love j-porn.

J-girls are such sluts.

J-porn kicks ass. All societies should do the bukkake!

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donut

a pussy with a lot of hair around it, popularized in japanese porn

Look, she's got hairy arms. Don't go down on her, she probably has a donut.

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anal pig

a person who loves and adores getting penetrated up the ass. This person often likes to be on the bottom (see bottom pig) and get used hard and rough until stretched wide open (see gaped)

Wow, Jynx is really an anal pig. When I came downstairs she was naked with her ankles pinned behind her head offering her asshole up to me.

Girl: I never had it up my ass before
Boy: I own you now, my anal pig!

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doughnut

a pussy with a lot of hair around it. Also called a hairy taco, bearded clam, or donut (the American spelling). Some people believe the doughnut or donut was popularized in Japanese porn, although it seems to have a special place of love or hatred in all societies and cultures. In J-porn, often a young, innocent girl who receives a bukkake will have a donut which will get covered in splooge. Antonymns: scrunt, shaven, mumou, gunche, the sphinx

Amy: Beware, John. I have a doughnut.
John: It's okay, I like a hairy bush.

Look how hairy her arms are. I'll bet she has a donut.

Don't go down on that girl, she's got a donut.

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Platonic blowjob

The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjob is automatically an oxymoron. So, the platonic blowjob is a particular kind of act between two people who claim to be friends yet are sexually dependant on one and other (either by desire or sudden necessity). In other words, it’s a kind of booty call where one sucks the cock of the other to save or strengthen the friendship.

Amy: What do you think are the political ramifications of China switching to nuclear power?
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)

John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!

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mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh

The sound made during a good, deep blowjob. It's the sound of sucking, choking, or gagging from having a big cock deep in the mouth. When the balls reach the lips, then you will here mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh. This is onomateopoeia like a "meow" to a cat, or "oink" to a pig, or "slurp" to, well, a slut.

Amy: mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh
MJ: Oh, yes! That feels great.

MJ: Hey, John, I saw your girlfriend last night.
John: Yeah? Where?
MJ: On her knees giving me the old mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh

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ugatz

An Italian-American slang from the Italian "u casso" meaning balls, nothing, cock, dick.

A: First day at the job but I know this job like the back of my hand.

B: You know ugatz.


Your wife has a nice demeanor.

She's got ugatz.

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