Dooglbutting

Verb (Doog-el-but-eeng) The act of violently shoving an object so far up ones anus, that it literally cannot be taken out of said anus. It is like it has gone into a black hole, or should I say, booty hole.

Guy 1: "Oh man my ass hurts so bad from all the Dooglbutting I did with Karen."
Guy 2: "Mabye next time I can bring the lube?"
Guy 1: "No way dude you're never going to be invited."
Guy 2: "Makes sad face."
Guy 1: "Did you really just say that?"

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E-TMA

A term sounding like a medical disorder but is really a joke.
E-TMA sounds like eat-my then is followed by nuts, dick, ass, or other vulgar words teenagers use to be funny and accepted.

Guy 1 "Hey did you hear Jason died of E-TMA?"
Guy 2 " What's E-TMA?"
Guy 1 " E-TMA DICK LOSER!"

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