Sexual Camel

1. A man who is married and therefore denied of sex for long periods of time.

2. A male who has the ability to go long periods of time without sex due to being deprived of sex---usually as a result of being deprived of sex by a spouse.

Guy 1: You have been divorced for six months! You need to get laid!

Guy 2: Yeah, but I was married for 15 years! I am a sexual camel! I can cross this sexual desert.

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