Emely

A short girl with a pure heart... Even though her face might be covered in acne, a glow up is about to happy and everyone finna be shook as hell. She's a hoe at heart:) Don't underestimate this bitch because her fists hurt like hell because of her long ass prostitute nails that are 100% rEAL BIH.

dAMN SHE IS AN EMELY AND GLOWED TF UP

44👍 8👎

Sophia

Short asian chick. Will beat your mfing ass over accidentally touching her. Violent. Good at academics. A jack of all cards. A bitch you wanna fuck with but she won't let you. She loves kdramas. Won't take shit. Good adviser.

Damn I really wanna have a Sophia as my friend.

33👍 15👎

Lanny

An actual fake ass bitch. Hoe ass. Into white dudes because she's racist and doesn't talk to black people because she thinks they talk/smell weird.

Don't be a Lanny.

4👍 12👎

Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?