Pikelet

A flat, savoury cake, mainly eaten for breakfast in England. Often eaten with butter, honey, or chocolate spread, the pikelet is the epitome of English cuisine: horifically bland, most likely stolen from a different culture and desecrated, and warrants heated discussions over it's name depending on which part of the coutry you are from.

Molly: Man, I would love a crumpet

Normal person: I believe you mean pikelet, you peasant