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A busy day at work, equal to the amount of effort the typical french worker manages to muster up in 5 days at work
"Phew ive been busy all day, ive put a french week in today"
32π 29π
Young male fast food employee.
"Oy shit boy! i said i wanted a big mac not a quarter pounder"
56π 60π
To engange in a fracas
"If you dont fuck off now ill leather you in front of your fucking missus!"
36π 55π
Euphamism for having a shit, can be used in front of vicars etc.
"Im just nipping upstairs to unpack"
18π 14π
Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care
"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."
10π 4π
A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer
"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"
9π 1π
A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
10π 5π