A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer
"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"
A busy day at work, equal to the amount of effort the typical french worker manages to muster up in 5 days at work
"Phew ive been busy all day, ive put a french week in today"
A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care
"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."
Euphamism for having a shit, can be used in front of vicars etc.
"Im just nipping upstairs to unpack"
To engange in a fracas
"If you dont fuck off now ill leather you in front of your fucking missus!"
Young male fast food employee.
"Oy shit boy! i said i wanted a big mac not a quarter pounder"