JUNIOR GRIMES

broke college kid who does stuff & thangs

Also an unusual tik toker @juniortrooper69

“Junior Grimes defined”

Junior Grimes is a broke British kid who does dangerous things on the regular with willybone (mort) and poshwitz (the chicken) because he’s a freedom fighter but cares most for his workouts

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Wendybone: jr do you still have your flamethrower?

Junior grimes: do I still got my flamethrower? 😎

*pulls out flamethrower* hell yea let’s go burn down the mosques!

Wendybone: ok and let’s get Burger King after!

Junior grimes: damn right! And watch spiderverse afterwards!

Wendybone: *loads airsoft gun with extra ammo*

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Poshwitz: bok bok!

Junior Grimes: what now, beaks?

Poshwitz: bok?

Junior Grimes: oh right, your hungry, here’s some cheese slices

Poshwitz: *proceeds to pick up cheese with her beak*

Junior Grimes: aww look at the beak eating

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*Poshwitz and wendybone Knock on juniors door*

Both: hey june we were wondering if you could do th—

Junior: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

*runs away*

Poshwitz: cmon he’s getting away! Let’s catch him

*Junior Grimes gets tackled to the ground*

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