Slaying the dragon

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess

Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?

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Valhalla

the 'heaven' of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died

Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas

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ma

another way to say 'my' for those who want to seem as if they write lyke they speak.

Ma mom won't let me go to the party, yo

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