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A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory
My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious
trans...bisexual...nympho...pedaphiliac
By the way, how's that transbisexualnyphopedaphiliac of a brother in law of yours doing?
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What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber
Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.
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While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.
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