EATJIZ

What happens when one has to fly on American Airlines.

I have a flight on American Airlines, guess I will have to EATJIZ.

Full Kalitta

The act of growing a mustache so that one can be reminded of the delicious meal one had a few hours earlier.

That pizza I had for lunch was so good I’m glad I went full Kalitta so I could savor it all night long.