peritrees

n. An individual that hogs a blunt when in the process of smoking weed.

Leroy: Yo you wanna chill with Terry and smoke a fatty?
Willie: Nah son that muhfucka is a peritrees so I'll never get high!

hawking

n. A person who is physically challenged, but is otherwise mentally capable.

Pimbo: That dude is mad smart he's on the honor roll.
Pawn: Yea but hes a hawking so he's failing gym class.

Steven Hawking is a genius, but he's a hawking so he'll never win a tour de france.

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