The Hammer

The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.

Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."

Dude 2: "Fuck..."

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Delshaun

Over average arm length. (Some long fucking arms)

Dude 1: "Last night I was goin to town at the desk with some porn, and my arms seemed major Delshaun."

Dude 2: "Damn dude you musta been hallucinatin."

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Pusscano

The act of a vaginal "volcano" squirting uncontrollably after a very intense and aggressive attacking of the female genitalia.

Dude 1: "YO LAST NIGHT I WAS BANGIN DEVON AND SHE HAD THE BIGGEST PUSSCANO!"

Dude 2: "THATS PUNK FUCKIN ROCK BRO"

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