missionary

Alright, you guys are wrong: the missionary is where the girl lies on her back with her legs spread on the edge of the bed and the guy takes her standing up. And yes, it's boring, but you get to see her boobs jiggle if you know what I mean :).

Catholic priests love to be in a missionary position working hard with altar boys.

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Toblerone

As in the Pyramid choclate: On my own--Toblerone

Who was with you??
Ah, I was on my Toblerone

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Zottola

It is the last name of the coolest person in the world. I love Mike.

Mike Zottola kicks serious ass

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Brown Neck Tie

While you are slammin your chick in the ass, pull out and titty fuck her.
She will soon be left with a brown neck tie.

Last night I was packin my girls fudge, when I decided to fuck her titties. The shit in between her tits looked like a brown neck tie.

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Goobin

The chick you are currently stabin is your goobin. A bin for your goo, if you will.

I am going to take this goobin home and fill her with goo.

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Stoney

Someone or something that possesses a laid back, hippie-esque quality.

A relaxed atmosphere, state or setting.

I was straight chillin' in a stoney hash bar in Amsterdam when I thought to myself, "I need a blumpy"

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assmonger

see wordtabor/word, wordisaac/word, wordaeriel/word, and wordwhitney/word

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