dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

splash mob

A group of "Teens" or "Youths" who surround the police and soak them with water.

Did you see the Splash Mob in NYC today? They soaked two officers with buckets, water balloons and Super Soakers.

Shitegeist

noun Shitposting for the Ages.

Anon's epic 4chan rant entered the shitegeist with a roar.