BSG: Bed Spread Gas
An ancient fossil fuel that appears to originate from a near-infinite domestic source.
BSG is most commonly encountered when approaching a bed partner and disturbing the BSG reservoir surrounding the partner, with reservoir retention integrity breached via a change in bed spread conformation (I.e. sheets and blankets got moved).
A release of BSG can be responded to with âwhat the frack is thatâ or âyou rotten babyâ, with correct reply being âwelcome to flavour countryâ.
BSG is the primary energy source powering blanket-based Dutch ovens.
Pinchy B
Fracking hell - thatâs some off BSG emissions
The act of capturing and storing farts in bottles.
Steffie had to retire from the lucrative buttling industry, when excessive consumption of beans required hospitalization.
The office job beckoned once more. Steffie got into jams and preserves