Carl Sandburg Middle School

Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.

Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?

Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.

Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?

Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School

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