jailcation

When you are sentenced to jail time, but you do not want to cause a disruption in your work life, so you take a vacation that conveniently overlaps with your jail sentence.

"How was your weekend Johnson?"
"Uhhh... let's just say I might need to take a jailcation sometime in the next few weeks."

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sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.

"Just a sec guys, I gotta shit"
"Dammit Chris, what the hell is wrong with you? You just went to shit like 20 minutes ago!"
"Sorry boys, after all that shitty beer and T-bell last night I gotta take a sectional"

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