Cursed cunnilingus

Going down on a chick after you cream pie her pussy

I performed cursed cunnilingus on this chick because I dropped my load too quick.

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

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Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

Red Raspberry

Red Raspberry is the female equivalent of Blue Balls. When the clitoris is left engorged and not properly stimulated.

"Yeah. He got off, but that dude totally left me with a Red Raspberry." She said to her friend.

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Ghost Ship

A modification of the Dutch rudder in which it's a combination of a Dutch rudder and a stranger.

"I woke up with a boner and numb arm from sleeping on it, I then proceeded to get my friend to ghost ship me."

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Bloody show

When a woman is on her period And she rubs her bloody vagina on a man’s face after sex.

I was taking Karen to pound town and she finished me off with a bloody show.

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