skey

Short for “whiskey” or— better yet— “whisky”. Because half the syllables equals double the dopeness.

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Jack: “Dude, what is in that flask? My truck smells like a campfire now...”

Bo: “Just a little ‘skey, my friend. Go on— take you a pull.”

Jack: *gets a wee dram, grimaces*
“Gahh, that’s ‘skey?! It tastes like f***ing fire-roasted medicine!”

Bo: “That’s because that’s Laphroaig 10, my mans, and it IS medicine— medicine for your soul. Get you another pull. It’ll grow on you.”