couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.

This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.

Fomooc

Fear of missing out on cro

Cro dipped 4 times and i didnt buy. Now im fomooc after it gained 250% while all alt coins i used to fomo did nothing