Brander

A person who, when explaining something or telling a story, describes things using brand names when it is entirely pointless to do so. Typically some pathetically sad individual who feels the need to let everyone know she is "elite" or "successful" by implicitly informing them that he or she only uses/possesses the more expensive, top-of-the-line items.

Brander: "my dog just knocked over my Columbia water bottle!"

Brander: "I cleaned out the trunk of my Lexis."

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wilzone

An abnormally large breast on a man that may require the assistance of a brassiere.

Check out the Wilzones on that guy.

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Millhousing

When someone quits after being pounded in the ass; i.e. Video games or rea life scenarios.

Judas is millhousing after he got his twat slapped by Miguel in Madden.

vendo

An abbreviation for a vending machine

Are there any mars bars in the vendo?

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