Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.

The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material