mom-ing it up

The act of having your pants constantly fall down low enough to have Plummer’s butt especially at the worst possible time

Pull up your pants you are totally mom-ing it up over there.

Sophiaism

The religion of having to have chapstick in both your pockets at all times. Must reapply every 1-3 minutes. (no beeswax allowed must be vegan)

I have turned to sophiaism due to the cold weather drying out my lips.

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Pulling a Julia

When somebody cries unprovoked and unexpectedly, usually a silent watering of tears. Typically occurs between 7-10 times a day.

Julia was Pulling a Julia today in yearbook class cause she started tearing up when she looked in the mirror and saw her minor acne.

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