Your dad lesbian lmao

The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.

Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*

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Canada

A place that while seemingly existent, is in reality a hoax created by the government of Greenland for unknown purposes.

"I tried taking a flight to Canada but once we crossed the border everything became a blur. Next thing I knew I was in a cage with all the other passengers, and there appeared to be no way out. Then, a man appeared through a trap door and grabbed a 5 year old child. He took that child through the trap door, locked it, and we never saw the child again. This continued for what felt like a month, every day a man would come through and take another passenger. We tried to fight back, but our efforts were in vain. After a painful stretch of time I was the last one left, and I had accepted my fate was to die. But then all the sudden, an explosion cried out from beyond the cage, and a hole barely late enough for me to fit through appeared on the cage's back wall. Without any hesitation, I darted out of the hole and found myself in what felt like a frigid wasteland. The air was cold and all you could see for miles was the snow blanketing the rough sleet from the snow before it. I would soon learn this place was called Greenland, and that it's dark secret was somehow connected to Canada in a way no one could fathom. So here I sit, in the isolated town of Qvantha, writing my story here, the last place anyone would suspect. I beg anyone who reads this to avoid going to Canada and ending up like those who were sacrificed to the unknown, and to remember them in good spirit and heroism. But this is all I can reveal, for anything else could put the whole world in danger. Farewell, reader."

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