Laneside fold

A quickie on the side of a road or country lane, often involving a car bonnet.

“She was horny as fuck, so we had a laneside fold on the way home!”

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.