Vock

Vock vock Noun
A vock is an incredibly rare version of male genitalia which is visible to the naked eye but not in a reflection. It is essentially a vampire cock. The male genitalia is not always the same skin colour as the rest of the male. Most likely to be seen on a full moon or a stag party.

"Look, Graham is stripping, take a photo"
"He has no penis in the photo...he must have a Vock!"

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