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When one has so many herpes that they just become a tangled mess
man sarah fucks so much her herpes must be herpentangled
The act of being slapped so hard with a dildo that a red penis shape forms on ones body
While this guy was having sex with his girlfriend things got out of control and his grilfriend eggsofulpoped him in the head
People of asian decent that are in a large group and are taking up alot of room.
man i was going to go to china but the azn invasion was to much for the plane to land
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When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny
wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole
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the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards
Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered
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the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without their permission
This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this mans penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.
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the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without the owners permission
This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this man's penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.
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