hit off

Another saying for jacking off. Much, much funnier though. It originally comes from playing a game of tips in basketball and scoring 20 and needing to hit off to 21.

Man this chick makes me want to hit off.
Announcer: Johnson to the line, he needs to hit off here.

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clit titan

A guy who goes the extra mile in any situation and dedicates his entire life to getting pussy. It can also be used as "clit titans".

Bob Hope was a clit titan in his younger years.
Instead of playing basketball the Seattle Supersonics are a bunch of "clit titans", that's why they are moving to Oklahoma City.

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pussy blunch

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.

Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)

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cunt port

A place for guys to dock their dicks.

That bitches cunt port was so wide that we could dock three dicks in there.

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