Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”