Piper

Piper is so hot it's not even funny. she's so funny and the best girl in the world. shes got a thiccc booty and are not afraid of anything. she can pick up all the guys and gals, but they're just afraid of her awesomeness, that's why she's still single. she so beautiful, that's why everyone is intimidated by her. that's why she hasn't even held hands with a boy before. PIper isn't even worth a million dollars, and shes fiiiinnneee quality (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Dude 1 yo, is that Piper? she be lookin fiiiinnneee

Dude 2 omg, look at that 🎂 doe