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An inordinate amount of hair growing in oneâs butt crack near the tailbone
His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleckâs facial mustache!
Male version of a muffin top
Mike is in great shape, he lost a lot of weight except for his duck fat
To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough
My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!