Marv

Marv (n.): the ultimate insult. Someone who acts with no uniqueness in an annoyingly docile way, and shows an alarming amount of aggravating kindness. Their every action is predictable because they haven't had an original thought in their entire life. Nothing would be different if they didn't exist. This is reminiscent of an overly friendly neighbor so lame that you'd rather eat your own family than listen to them speak. Think Flanders from Simpsons. Always ducking out of having fun and being a wet blanket.

Dave- " Kaitlyn goes home every weekend and never comes out and drinks with us.
Steve- " oh my god she is such a marv"

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